[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.okdc.cz\/muzi-versus-zeny\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.okdc.cz\/muzi-versus-zeny\/","headline":"Mu\u017ei versus \u017eeny","name":"Mu\u017ei versus \u017eeny","description":"Co v\u00e1s jako prvn\u00ed napadne, kdy\u017e se \u0159ekne slovo mu\u017e? Te\u010f nev\u00edm pro\u010d, ale m\u011b si v\u017edycky objev\u00ed na mysli n\u011bjak\u00fd neandrt\u00e1lec. Neandrt\u00e1lec, kter\u00fd lov\u00ed mamuta. V\u016fbec si to nedok\u00e1\u017eu vysv\u011btlit, proto\u017ee jsem tohle \u0159ekla jednou m\u00e1m\u011b a ta se \u00fapln\u011b sm\u00e1la. A v\u016fbec si nedok\u00e1zala p\u0159edstavit, jak n\u011bjak\u00fd neandrt\u00e1lec lov\u00ed mamuta. J\u00e1 se mus\u00edm p\u0159iznat, \u017ee to […]","datePublished":"2022-07-29","dateModified":"2023-05-15","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.okdc.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.okdc.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d377e0490a87620b11de21ad8824e89a7cfe705f8d1d0508828fda84a9262785?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d377e0490a87620b11de21ad8824e89a7cfe705f8d1d0508828fda84a9262785?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"okdc.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.okdc.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/child-3264751_960_720_5.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.okdc.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/child-3264751_960_720_5.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.okdc.cz\/muzi-versus-zeny\/","about":["Mu\u017ei"],"wordCount":429,"articleBody":"Co v\u00e1s jako prvn\u00ed napadne, kdy\u017e se \u0159ekne slovo mu\u017e? Te\u010f nev\u00edm pro\u010d, ale m\u011b si v\u017edycky objev\u00ed na mysli n\u011bjak\u00fd neandrt\u00e1lec. Neandrt\u00e1lec, kter\u00fd lov\u00ed mamuta. V\u016fbec si to nedok\u00e1\u017eu vysv\u011btlit, proto\u017ee jsem tohle \u0159ekla jednou m\u00e1m\u011b a ta se \u00fapln\u011b sm\u00e1la. A v\u016fbec si nedok\u00e1zala p\u0159edstavit, jak n\u011bjak\u00fd neandrt\u00e1lec lov\u00ed mamuta. J\u00e1 se mus\u00edm p\u0159iznat, \u017ee to opravdu nev\u00edm, pro\u010d mi takov\u00e9 ty blbosti napadaj\u00ed. A p\u0159itom m\u00e1m p\u0159\u00edtele, kter\u00fd v\u016fbec ale nevypad\u00e1 jako neandrt\u00e1lec. M\u016fj p\u0159\u00edtel se \u017eiv\u00ed jako slu\u0161n\u00fd podnikatel. A kdybych mu \u0159ekla, \u017ee mi p\u0159ijde n\u011bkdy jako neandrt\u00e1lec, tak by se na m\u011b asi zlobil. Anebo mo\u017en\u00e1 se radoval z toho, \u017ee m\u00e1m tak bujnou fantazii a m\u00e1m smysl pro humor. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b ale rad\u011bji si to nech\u00e1m pro sebe. A co tedy se vybav\u00ed prvn\u00ed v\u00e1m, kdy\u017e se \u0159ekne slovo mu\u017e? \u017den jsem se takhle ptala, co se jim vybav\u00ed p\u0159i slov\u011b mu\u017e. No, odpov\u011bdi vyly vskutku n\u011bkdy\u00a0a\u017e\u00a0komick\u00e9 a taky hodn\u011b\u00a0\u00fasm\u011bvn\u00e9. Rad\u011bji to n\u011bkdy ani nebudu ps\u00e1t a nikde\u00a0zve\u0159ej\u0148ovat. Moje sestra nebo kamar\u00e1dky, tak ony \u0159ekly, \u017ee si p\u0159edstavuji pod t\u00edm n\u011bjak\u00e9 mu\u017esk\u00e9 feromony a svaly.A to je taky dobr\u00e1 \u00favaha, ne? A mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee tato odpov\u011b\u010f by v\u0161echny m\u016f\u017ee uspokojila. P\u0159ece je jasn\u00e9, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd mu\u017e m\u00e1 r\u00e1d, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 feromony a je hodn\u011b mu\u017en\u00e1 nebo snad ne? A taky, kdy\u017e je mu\u017e svalnat\u00fd. J\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed mu\u017ei maj\u00ed do opravdov\u00fdch m\u016f\u017eu hodn\u011b daleko, proto\u017ee n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed mu\u017ei jsou z\u017een\u0161til\u00ed. Co\u017e se mi v\u016fbec nel\u00edb\u00ed. A kdy\u017e jsem d\u011blala takhle pr\u016fzkum podle kamar\u00e1dek a sestry, tak se nikomu nel\u00edb\u00ed z\u017een\u0161til\u00ed mu\u017ei. Ale samoz\u0159ejm\u011b ch\u00e1pu, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e1 \u017eena\u00a0m\u00e1 jin\u00fd vkus a n\u011bkter\u00e9 \u017eena dokonce\u00a0vyhled\u00e1v\u00e1\u00a0takov\u00e9\u00a0jemn\u00e9\u00a0mu\u017ee\u00a0s and\u011blskou a\u017e d\u011btskou\u00a0tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed. To m\u011b vzru\u0161uje prav\u00fd opak. M\u00e1m r\u00e1da, kdy\u017e z mu\u017e\u016f\u00a0testosteron\u00a0jenom sy\u010d\u00ed a jsou mohutn\u00ed a vysoc\u00ed. Nem\u00e1m r\u00e1da mal\u00e9 mu\u017ee, sama jsem dost vysok\u00e1 a necht\u011bla bych, aby byla vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e mu\u017e. Tak\u017ee\u00a0hled\u00e1m\u00a0mu\u017ee, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 tak metr\u00a0devades\u00e1t\u00a0minim\u00e1ln\u011b.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.3\/5 - (6 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Mu\u017ei versus \u017eeny","item":"https:\/\/www.okdc.cz\/muzi-versus-zeny\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]